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100 客商答店主问

某客店来了三位客商，接待的老板笑嘻嘻地问他们是卖什么货物的。

一位瘦大爷答：“我的货‘远看像座山，近看不是山。上边水直流，下面有人走’。”店老板满意地点点头说：“欢迎，欢迎！”

另一位胖客商接着答道：“我的货‘又扁又圆肚子空，有面镜子在当中。人们用它要低头，摸脸搓手又鞠躬’。”店老板会意，热情地说：“请进！请进！”

最后是一位女客商，她含笑说：“我卖的货‘铁打一只船，不推不动弹。开船就起雾，船过水就干’。”店老板满脸堆笑，命小二设香茶招待。

店老板深明三位客商所卖货物皆本店急需，于是善待食宿，做成了一笔好生意。

请问罔友三位客商各是卖什么货物的？

（答案：伞脸盆熨斗）

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